A measure of how evil something is, Evil Factor is based on an exponential scale in base six. Hence an Evil Factor of two is in real numbers 36.
Evilate (verb)
The action of making something more evil.
To increase the Evil Factor of something.
Evilescence (noun, verb)
A radiative process by which an evilated object (e.g. an person) gives up a quanta of evil to the surroundings. This usually takes the form of a burst of evil activity such as killing many people. A quanta of evil is termed an evilon and has units of Hitlers per second.
Galloway (noun)
An actual person who used to exist in Pobiceland, know chiefly for his extravagant lies and stories. No one knows what has become of him recently.
Galloway Bashing (noun)
The national sport of Pobiceland. Galloway Bashing is a popular sport usually enjoyed by two or more persons, it entails the general disparaging of Galloway, the fabrication of humerous stories about Galloway, relating tales of Galloway's exploits, the telling of what lies Galloway came up with or any combination thereof.
Gallowayism (adj.)
Something resembling the sayings of Galloway.
A lie or falsehood.
Gallowtastic (adj.)
Something which strongly emulates Galloway, insofar as lying or trying to be something they are not.
Giant Mincer (noun)
An large device constructed for the purpose of mincing people into sausage meat, originally devised by Prof. Green in a history lesson as a way of dealing with the excess of old people and lollipop ladies. Has now become an object which people can be threatened with.
Giant Skewer (noun)
An device proposed by s_wardman for the purpose of kebabing mathematicians after they have been fed through the Giant Mincer with the intent of feeding them to drunks.
Internet Evil (noun)
Internet Explorer, usage: informal, derogatory (get Opera or one of the other non-evil browsers instead).
McBrainburgers (noun)
McDonalds, usage: informal, derogatory.
Meths (noun)
An alcoholic drink comprised of any of the following along with water and ethanol: methanol, ethylene glycol, white spirit, any form of petroleum distillate, bleach, paint stripper, mashed up pain killers or beer; pink food colouring is usually added for effect.
Pieology (noun)
The scientific study of pies, the making of pies and their chemistry, physics and general research into getting goddamn women into the kitchen to make them.
Scag (noun)
Chiefly heroin, but also sometimes used to donate drugs in general, informal.
Scaghead (noun, adj.)
Some one who uses scag.
One of the genetically engineered breed of beggars that approach people on the streets saying: " 'scuse me luv/ladies/lads/sir you culdn't giv us ten pence for a cup of coffee culd ya?"
Waster (noun, adj.)
An person who is either foolish, disrespectful, annoying, lazy or any combination thereof.
Clarky, though this may no longer be applicable since he now has a job and is a functional member of society (as far as anyone can be who uses the site anyway).
